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Do one thing, really really well.

It’s my our 9th wedding anniversary!

9 years ago today the Scottish Bastard and the Irish Wife Girlfriend hooked up ’til death do us part and all that stuff.  Those 9 years, well actually more like 10 if you include the dating, etc, has FLOWN by. Not a day goes by where I think to myself ‘did I make the right choice?’.  We still have lots of fun, joke around and generally enjoy each others company every day.  Why?  Well, I’d like to say that we do the relationship thing really well but that’s not it.  We’re friends first, which makes the rest easy as pie.

Today was all about food.  Breakfast at The Sunset Grill. Dinner at The Boiler House and dessert at The Pie Shack.

Here’s the run down…

The Sunset Grill (Port Credit location) was under staffed.  We waited 20 minutes to get our table cleaned, another 5 for coffee and a menu and when the food arrived it was, well, OK.  It’s hard to screw up breakfast, so I’ll give them that. With so many places to choose for a good breakfast we’re left wondering why a place like this is rammed to the doors with patrons.  I guess most people just have low standards for breakfast fare?  It’s not that I need a mind boggling gastronomic experience for breakfast.  Eggs and bacon are just fine, but get me some fucking coffee within a few minutes of sitting down thank you very much.

Now I’ve heard that other locations aren’t so bad, so I won’t hold it against the chain. But I’d recommend somewhere else if you’re looking for breakfast in Port Credit. They do breakfast, but not very well.

Don’t ask why we decided to go there with so many options in our back yard.  Lesson learned.

The Boiler House does architecture, design and decor well.  The food is good, but not out of this world.  The $35 strip loin I had was somewhat overdone, fatty and gristly.  The Wife’s was underdone (almost blue in some spots) but otherwise OK.  The frites were excellent, and the bread was to die for. What pissed me off was their by-the-glass wine selection.  It was OK, but heavily biased to the Shiraz/Chardonnay drinking crowd as opposed to the Malbec/Sauvignon Blanc types. I call it simple wine.  That’s not to say that the Scot doesn’t dig on Shiraz, but I’m a little sick of Australian wine everywhere I turn.  The bottled selection was great, but being the CHEAP Scottish Bastard I’d rather come home and crack a bottle that cost me $25 as opposed to $50 for the same thing at the restaurant.

The service was very good but the room was the draw.  If you live in Toronto and have never been to The Distillery it’s a must-visit. The old Gooderham and Worts distillery complex (construction started in 1859) is full of cool stores, shops and restaurants. Something for everyone. If you appreciate architecture and design you need to check it out.

However, when I go to a restaurant I go to eat not to look at pretty things and because of this The Boiler House barely gets a passing grade.

Pie, done well.

The Pie Shack.  Ahh, here we go.  They do one thing, PIE, and they do it very well.  A quaint spot on Queen St. East (in the Beach) with a 14 year old dog out front in his ‘dog shack’, and cottage kitch inside. Order a slice of pie (I had Strawberry Rhubarb, the Wife had Peach — awesome), and some tea, grab a board game (they have a good selection) and saddle up to a bench table that could easily find a home in a 50 year old cottage in Muskoka.  The pie arrived just in time to see the Wife sink my aircraft carrier.  I haven’t played Battleship in probably 25 years.  I lost. What more is there to say?  If you like pie and live in Toronto check it out.

The Pie Shack is tops on the days food experience, and we’ll definitely be heading back there again soon. Now if only they’d open one closer to home… You listening Pie Shack? We’re in the west end…

Do one thing, and do it well. The rest will fall into place.

Happy anniversary baby.  Love you.

Bacon Cupcakes

Okay, this is the last time I will mention bacon cupcakes.  I went nuts for one of these on Saturday.  We had friends over for a wine tasting, and dinner.  The wine was great, the food excellent and the times were good indeed.  However, the desert stole the show.  Bacon Cupcakes from a local bakery called Yummy Stuff.  Now,

nothing like meat to heal a paper cut

nothing like meat to heal a paper cut

The Scot is a fan of all things bacon, especially when the bacon is situated amongst chocolate in the form of a cupcake!  I’m regretting being as intoxicated as I was because I scarfed that mutha down like it was the last supper.

I get munchy when I’m drunky.

Surprisingly it went very well with the 2006 Cote du Rhone and the RockBand II.

a beautiful thing

Cheap date?  So is The Scot.

The Scot loves his beef (pardon?), and his ‘shroom, and his Swiss!  Separately they’re all very good, but put them together on a bun and The Scot melts with you!

So,  if you buy one Angus Mushroom Melt burger at Harvey’s you get another one free! (with this coupon – expires April 5th)

c'mon! who doesn want that?

c'mon! who doesn want that?

No date?  Have two for yourself.  One for tonight, the other for lunch tomorrow… umm… yeah.

I could have one for breakfast! Hmm…

take care of your stuff!

Over dinner this evening I remarked that we’ve had our propane BBQ for quite a while now.  I believe we bought in the spring of 2001.  Since then it has been through two moves, served up countless burgers and grilled up delicious steaks.  The Scot didn’t skimp on the unit, but he didn’t blow the wad either. As I recall it was about $500 including a propane tank, a cover and a few accessories, all in.  It stays outside year round, underneath a cover and braves our Canadian winters.  It gets a thorough cleaning 2-3 times a year and it still cooks a perfect steak.

pork on the grill at night

porkchops on the grill at night

Two years ago I repainted the hood with high heat BBQ paint ($5 for a can).  Last year I replaced the burner ($50), the grills ($50) and the ignitor sparky thing ($10).  Let’s do some quick math here.

  • Initial purchase price: $500
  • Maintenance costs: $115
  • Total cost of ownership: $615 not including 4-5 tanks of propane/year.
  • That’s, umm, about $77/year.

…and I’ll get 5 more years out of it, easy.  This is why MAINTAINING your stuff can save you scads of dough in the long run.  And it’s all about the long run here when making large purchases.  Anecdotally I can tell you that even though I spent a bit more than a friend on a BBQ, he’s replaced his twice in the last 8 years.  I guarantee he’s spent more than me, and for no good reason.

So, welcome back to BBQ season! I know that it never really ended for some of you, but for we Canadians who endure long and cold winters the warm weather is very much welcome.  Of course everyone will be bitching about the oppressive heat in about 4 months.  Yes, we do get summer up here.